National Living Will Database

This could be a new money making opportunity for some enterprising capitalist:

A National Living Will Database

What, with all these people calling up or posting they wouldn't want to live this way, we need a clearinghouse to track their end of life wishes and the media in which it was stated. Said it live on the radio, here's where to find the actual recording. Posted it on a blog? Here's the link. Said it while watching TV? Here's the hearsay evidence.

Heaven forbid we lose track of what someone might possibly have said while listening to the radio, while working on the computer or while watching the newest euthanasia movie and we inadvertently (gasp) feed and care for them until the end of their natural lives.
How barbaric. How selfish.

Heather ("she didn't look good so we better kill her") can be the first one on the list. Followed by the Schiavo family and their attorneys. Let's not forget Judge Greer, I would hope he would have done his living will by now. But since he seems to be making all the end of life decisions on other people, it may be fun just making something up and putting it in just for kicks.

I'll be sure to get mine in right away.